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Alita
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1450, Tue 22 Apr 2008
link to article (http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/mpapps/pagetools/print/news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072 021.stm)

... prevent cancer!
Kavadas
Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1757, Tue 22 Apr 2008
I got page not found. This wasn't the article about how chicks swalling a little hombre salsa cuts down the risk of certain types of cancer, was it?
Alita
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1245, Wed 23 Apr 2008
oops, wrong link.
nope. close though.
http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3554310&l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_po/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer
Kavadas
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1317, Wed 23 Apr 2008
Damn, "Men who ejaculated more than five times per week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer."

That's insane. Good thing I'm a sex addict...

Now I can go up to chicks and be like, "Y'know, if you don't have sex with me I'll die from cancer. Do you want me to die from cancer?"

It's gotta work, right?
Kolya
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1425, Wed 23 Apr 2008
Damn, "Men who ejaculated more than five times per week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer."

That's insane. Good thing I'm a sex addict...

Now I can go up to chicks and be like, "Y'know, if you don't have sex with me I'll die from cancer. Do you want me to die from cancer?"

It's gotta work, right?

"Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations," Graham Giles of the Cancer Council Victoria, who led the researchers, said in the article."
Kavadas
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1651, Wed 23 Apr 2008
First of all, ejaculating is ejaculating. He's just crying about it because of the risk of STDs. As long you stay away from the gnarly lookin' naughties you'll be alright.

Secondly, he's probably a virgin and that's why he stresses masturbation as the preferred method of inducing ejaculation.

I prefer non-self-induced orgams.
Astrid
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2257, Wed 23 Apr 2008
I prefer non-self-induced orgams.

Hey, go ahead and get cancer then. You were warned. :)

(For the record: I play with myself because it's a lot of fun and feels really great.)
Kolya
Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0317, Thu 24 Apr 2008
(For the record: I play with myself because it's a lot of fun and feels really great.)

April 23, 2008: the single greatest thing ever said in the history of mankind..
Felsic
Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1204, Thu 24 Apr 2008
Astrid: Don't we all...

Koyla: What's the opposite of dying a little on the inside? Cause that's what just happened.